All right, we both know why you're here and how a landing page works right?
Usually, I'm supposed to say something about your unhealed trauma or attachement style and why you're broke and promise you, you can get your ex back by offering you a 12-Step PDF to "manifest" your ideal lifestyle.
But I won't.
I'm skipping all that entirely because I like to think of anyone who stumbles upon me to be at least be somewhat self aware, and skeptical of any "manifesting teacher" who claims any of that.
The uncomfortable truth:
Circumstances are hell right now for you. And you're clawing desperately to find a way out. Every gem was once pressured by fire.
You’re doing daily affirmations or repetitions, you're meditating. Hell, you're even going to sleep early and making sure you're at healthy levels in whatever. You're being a very good (insert gender here).
But that's the very reason why the dyke thinks you're a bottom and your ex is keeping you at bay. We've all been there, I know I have lol. You think you've been yearning for a crumb of affection from the girl you UHauled into an apartment on the 3rd date, that cheated on you a few months later, for a year? Try 8 haha.
I made a video. Actually, a few of them.
They're actually for me. I filmed myself in my room, talking to "me" whenever I'm low and filled with resistance. A series of reminders. I was actually going to keep them all to myself, until I realized how good they are and I felt a little selfish keeping this to myself.
So I said, why not?
Why not put it out there and see if it resonates. What do I have to lose?
A series of videos reminding myself about the true nature of existence. Some videos where I go deep into the psychology (because I too get skeptical that this actually works from time to time), and personal experiences.
This is a "course" for my own self amusement and desire. I always wanted to see what it would feel like to "sell a course" and playfully not market it. I hate the thought of being a "master" because at the end of the day I am responsible for myself, not you or anyone else. I'm not a savior,
I'm a menace! 😈
🚫 No Try-Hards Allowed! 🚫
Because this is my website, and my digital art piece I call a "course", I also set the rules. I'm the bouncer who dictates who can buy and who can't.
Therefore...you’re absolutely NOT getting in if...
🚫 You actually believe your sun, moon, and rising sign dictates your fate:
I enjoy knowing I'm a Virgo sun, Cancer moon, Scorpio rising. But we don't take that seriously here. The world, such as our minds and gender, are very fluid. Knowing your signs based on a misunderstanding of time and space from a Roman perspective is not going to cut it.
🚫 You get off on your own tragic backstory.
We get it, you're mysterious, misunderstood, neurospicy and someone broke your heart in 2018. Samsies babe! But I don't blame my ex for ghosting me like I used to, and neither should you.
🚫 You need me to be your golden retriever.
I'm not a licenced therapist/mental health specialist. I sure as hell don't want to be known as a teacher. In fact, I hate the thought of being someone's savior. Go adopt a pet instead. Here's a pic of my companion for inspiration!
What’s Actually Inside? (Sneak Peek!)
Look, I'm not giving you a syllabus; you're buying the metaphorical carabiner that holds existence together. I made these series of videos as a reminder for myself. I'm just selling it because I figured they're so fun and entertaining that maybe someone might enjoy them and learn something too! I was going to be selfish and keep this all to myself!
Big Top Energy.
How to realize you're the writer, the director, and the unbelievably attractive Shane McCutcheon. Reality is basically a blank screen waiting for your cue! I don't care how hard you are on yourself. Have you seen certain people in polycules?! If Shrek can be with Fiona, I'm sure you can be with a person you find attractive.
The Art of the Lounge.
Bear Necessities and Why Should I Worry aren't just magic mouse's famous songs. They speak truth. Most people are trying so hard, yes even the rich and powerful. They're brittle underneath all that fame and fortune.
Ghosting the Timeline.
You think manifesting takes time? Sure, but we're going way deeper than that. Time and circumstances (yes even if your ex is married and UHauled across the country to be with them), don't matter. Only your perspective does. Just keep an open mind.
Frequently (And Annoyingly) Asked Questions
"How long will it take to get (insert desire here)"
That's up to you. How long will you keep focusing on not having it now? How long will it take you to stop checking Co-Star or clicking on the latest "pick a card" Youtube video that pops up on your algorhtm?
"What if I'm new to all of this?"
Perfect! Means that you haven't wasted your time and life on how and what ifs from the mental traps that keep you in a loop of up and downs, from supposed psychics and spiritual guru's telling you to drink moonwater after a full moon. Yeah I'm not proud of the last one lol
"If I don't like it, can I get a refund?"
Nope. I'm giving you a glimpse into existence itself. If you want it, great! If you're unsure, by all means I understand, don't buy it.
"Why shouldn't I just watch free videos?"
Because you've been watching free tarot readings for three years and you're still on this page reading this very sentence. By all means, still watch them if it makes you feel good and you're aware it's for fun. But I implore you to continue to think for yourself. Stop making a random video your idol. That's the gist on all of this.
"Why is your Buy Button a Pay What You Want?"
Because I once was tired, desperate, and broke as hell, that I too couldn't afford a full fledged manifesting course for $888 or $1111 dollars! I don't want to gatekeep. I'm doing this whole site, production, creativity myself! I'm a DIY person lol. I don't use Kajabi or Teachable or whatever. This is all me babe.